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Reason 1 why I shouldn’t spend all day outside.

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hermionejg:

mayahan:

Invertebrate Sleep Habits
(無脊椎動植物における睡眠習性)
© Hine Mizushima

Tiny squid of REM sleep.

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askdarcyblue:

everytime i get a sunburn i feel like everyone wants to show me affection. but im all like “THIS IS NOT A GOOD TOUCH!”

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askdarcyblue:

everytime i get a sunburn i feel like everyone wants to show me affection. but im all like “THIS IS NOT A GOOD TOUCH!”

same

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rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

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rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

strachattackart

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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  • Magical girl
  • changes into the prettiest skeleton when transformed.
  • C’MON TORGUE ITS ALMOST OCTOBER.
  • SKELETONS ARE SPOOKY.
  • She needs pumpkin spice to do magic
  • When she changes back all her muscles and sinew form on the skeleton until she’s back to her cute self.
  • That would be a really weird siren power. 
  • PHASE BONES.
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More dedicated healer/cleric type than my lady dwarf.

  • Reformed from the church of the Evil Sorcerer.
  • Insists that he had NO CHOICE and that the Evil Sorcerer was just SO CHARISMATIC.
  • This guy is starting to sound like Heimskr from Skyrim actually..
  • SO RISE UP. RISE UP CHILDREN OF PANDORA. RISE UP TORGUE CORPORATION. EMBRACE THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY EVIL SORCERER, HE WHO IS BOTH MAN AND DIVINE.
  • Except not because he’s reformed right.
  • Doesn’t need much sleep, or talks in his sleep.
  • He’s got some basic spells like light and fireball and heal.
  • This guy is basically nuts.
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YOU DIDN’T SAY WE COULD ONLY MAKE ONE, TORGUE. THIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL.

  • Androgynous person that believes they are actually in an anime all the time.
  • Calls out names for their attacks and has weird nicknames for everyone in the party
  • Believes they have a theme song
  • Is UTTERLY SHOCKED the first time they get hit and bleed
  • Super dramatic about every little thing.
  • Has a tragically mary-sue background, when their parents just kicked them out of the house so they could “get a life.”
  • Has a wooden sword and a supersoaker.
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  • Lady dwarf with a majestic beard, endomorph, awesome.
  • High strength and Intelligence, low agility and charisma. 
  • Is buff as shit and likes to punch misogynists and in general asshole people in their stupid faces. 
  • Will take care of you and junk if you need help.
  • Favours shotguns and fisticuffs.
  • Personal items would include specialized gauntlets.
  • Maybe pet skag.